05/19/12 - Seriously, it's no big deal. It's not like the poor need private pools on their balconies.

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05/20/12 - I hope he got laid after this. There's got to be girls out there who are into billiard dominos right?

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05/19/12 - By the year 2030, one of two things is going to happen. Either we will have reached the singularity and the world will be amazing for everyone, or we will have entered into a New World Order, ruled by the rich. Censorship is a step in the wrong direction. We support the Occupy Movement. You should too.

P.S. - There is also the possibility that there will be very little change by 2030. If that is the case, grab a 30 pack, some burgers, a portable stereo and go camping with your best friends. That's what I'm gonna do.

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05/19/12 - Just saying.

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05/19/12 - It's true. The Easter Island Statues have bodies.

-P.S. The singularity is near.

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05/18/12 - Do you like Swiss products? Do you like recycled products? Then you're going to love Freitag. We had to opportunity crash a private party at their manhattan store a few weeks ago and we loved their bags so much that we thought we'd give them a post. If you wanna get your own, head over to their Manhattan store, or click here to shop online.

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05/18/12 - Are you the next big DJ? Well, if you are, you better start taking some gigs. Nowhere to perform you say? How about anywhere? That's right. DJ anywhere with the new Pokket DJ by Atrium.

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05/18/12 - Hate tying shoes? Me too. Click here to get some slip ons.

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05/16/12 - Yep.

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05/16/12 - I wonder how many girls Bono has been able to sleep with in the past 30 years? Lucky bastard didn't have to live with any of them.

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